Death came in the form of a crushing boulder—not exactly the exit I'd imagined. Now I'm trapped in the Naruto universe with an unfamiliar face and an even stranger gift: a gacha system straight out of a mobile game. Pull wishes for skills, chase that elusive pity timer on the tenth summon, and pray my abysmal luck doesn't sabotage everything. Reliving puberty sounds like torture, but at least I've got my memories and this ridiculous system keeping me grounded. As my pull count climbs and the impossible becomes routine, I'll navigate this world of ninjas, jutsu, and danger—armed with game mechanics that bend reality itself. The pity system might be my only lifeline when fortune turns its back, but with enough pulls, even the worst luck can be overcome. Welcome to the Naruto world. The gacha gods have spoken.